Reasons to Vote for Him!
He was a war journalist and freelance writer
Ignatieff’s been a beatnik, a hippie, and we can only assume he’s now a hipster shoved inside a 63 year olds body..
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| "I'm also down with that Haitian Voodoo shit" |
Like Obama, he has a favorite hockey team… and he tweets about it!
“What a beautiful morning in the Eastern Townships, and what a beautiful goal by P.K. Subban. Spring is coming to Montreal!”
-Micheal (The Bonesaw) Ignatieff
He’s Smart!
Obama – Harvard Law Graduate
Iggy – University of Oxford / Ph. D from Harvard
Harper – Economics major at the University of Calgary… aka U of Fail1
Reasons to NOT Vote for Him!
HE’S NOT SEXY
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| Exhibit A: Obama is the Sex |
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| Exhibit B: Iggy's face looks like someone took a rolling pin to a lump of dough |
1 I’m basing this on absolutely nothing
If Iggy is Canada's Obama, then we can only assume he will destroy Canada in the same way that Obama has ruined America.
ReplyDeletehaha I think you're taking the content of this post 1 Inception dream level deeper than intended.
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