Tuesday, 26 April 2011

The Exam Blog - Part 5

The title of this blog is stupid at best. I briefly thought it would be funny to have one of those scenarios where you release 4 chickens into a school and paint the numbers 1,2,3,5 on them. Then everyone keeps looking around for a fourth chicken that doesn't exist. ha ha ha. Anyways it took me all of 10 seconds to realize this was a terrible idea but I decided to leave it be and explain my train of thought. I also thought that in the time it took me to write this, my mind would come up with something interesting to talk about for this post...if you're curious, it did not. Imma go drink a Red Bull and I'll get back to you on this one. 


Being a pilot in one of those air races is the only profession where shitting your pants is accepable on the job. Although I'm pretty sure Senator Robert Byrd is incontinent.


"THAT. IS NOT. GOOD. POLITICS.  ..aw dang, I gone and pooped myself again."

I noticed a forum topic today regarding writer's block. I think because I'm still in the honeymoon phase of blogging I haven't had to experience this yet. It seems as far as blogs go content should be easy to come by. Off the top of my head here's a few examples that I can think of help shake off a writers block.

1) StumbleUpon - spend 15 minutes stumbling through sites and you're bound to find something worth commenting on

2) Reviews - movies, books, TV shows, food, music, you name it. Everybody has favorites, write about it!

3) Dear Diary - just pick a day from your week and write about it. If your life is boring, feel free to make something up, chances are no one will know the difference.

4) Steal Content - we're writing blogs here, not New York Time's articles. Unless you're that worried about your mom or best friend calling you out on source material.

5) Outsource - I sujest India, chances are the grammer will be slightly better than the Chinese alternative. This is particularly useful if your blog is centered around how to fix Windows 7 issues. 

6) Booze - I still need to test this out but I'm sure it'll work. Just drink untill you feel inspiration. When drunk, inspiration can sometimes feel like you have to pee. If you pee yourself while blogging please link it to me and I'll send you a free pair of pants. 

7) Give Up - If you're still scratching your head at this point you may as well throw in the towel. There's nothing shameful about this, the important thing is that you tried. I'm sure you have lots of other skills like eating T.V dinners and pretending like you're good at Jeopardy.

5 comments:

  1. I like your blog and appreciate the help from the forum!

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  2. Thanks Julie! I do what I can :)

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  3. Love your refreshing humor (read: not a blog about Etsy). <3

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  4. Maybe I'm reading it wrong but I'm not sure what Etsy is :S

    Google told me it was a website that sells handmade supplies?

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  5. Hahah!! Make stuff up...why not!! The drunk one would certaintly be a good read. I'm not sure how readable it would be but surely that's half the fun!

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