Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Ignatieff, Canada's Obama

                                                          Reasons to Vote for Him!

He was a war journalist and freelance writer

Ignatieff’s been a beatnik, a hippie, and we can only assume he’s now a hipster shoved inside a 63 year olds body..


"I'm also down with that Haitian Voodoo shit"
                                                  


Like Obama, he has a favorite hockey team… and he tweets about it!

What a beautiful morning in the Eastern Townships, and what a beautiful goal by P.K. Subban. Spring is coming to Montreal!”
            -Micheal (The Bonesaw) Ignatieff

He’s Smart!  

Obama – Harvard Law Graduate
Iggy – University of Oxford / Ph. D from Harvard
Harper  – Economics major at the University of Calgary… aka U of Fail1

                                 Reasons to NOT Vote for Him!

 HE’S NOT SEXY

 Exhibit A: Obama is the Sex
Exhibit B: Iggy's face looks like someone took a rolling pin to a lump of dough

Not to mention Michelle Obama is a fox. Iggy’s wife - zsuzsanna zsohar - looks like she lives part-time in a candy house ensnaring children.


1  I’m basing this on absolutely nothing



2 comments:

  1. If Iggy is Canada's Obama, then we can only assume he will destroy Canada in the same way that Obama has ruined America.

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  2. haha I think you're taking the content of this post 1 Inception dream level deeper than intended.

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