This song is simultaneously a mating call and a poorly worded warning label. I applaud Mohombi for trying really, really hard to convince us that he has any idea how to even talk to a women. He has the soft voice of a choir boy - which makes lines like, "I'm on top of my love game, and you're gonna get it tonight" sound ridiculous (and slightly bipolar.)
"I made us a scrumptious dinner to eat by candle light... now get ready for MY DIIICCKKKK" |
Mohombi Lyric Translator
"Im focused, Im ready, Im going to give it to you tonight" =
I took a Viagra 5 minutes ago, I swear I'll stay hard this time.
"It's gonna be a bumpy ride" =
I'm going to fumble around with your lady-parts while sweating profusely. You are probably not going to enjoy this.
"Were gonna rough it up before we take it slow" =
I know the steps involved in this process, just not the correct order.
"Girl lemme rock you rock you like a rodeo" =
??????
This. This is what I'm going to do to you |
Full link to the lyrics (sing along purposes) can be found here
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