Ignatieff, Canada's Obama

                                                          Reasons to Vote for Him!

He was a war journalist and freelance writer

Ignatieff’s been a beatnik, a hippie, and we can only assume he’s now a hipster shoved inside a 63 year olds body..

"I'm also down with that Haitian Voodoo shit"

                                                  

Like Obama, he has a favorite hockey team… and he tweets about it!

“What a beautiful morning in the Eastern Townships, and what a beautiful goal by P.K. Subban. Spring is coming to Montreal!”

            -Micheal (The Bonesaw) Ignatieff

He’s Smart!  

Obama – Harvard Law Graduate

Iggy – University of Oxford / Ph. D from Harvard

Harper  – Economics major at the University of Calgary… aka U of Fail¹

                                 Reasons to NOT Vote for Him!

 HE’S NOT SEXY

 Exhibit A: Obama is the Sex

Exhibit B: Iggy's face looks like someone took a rolling pin to a lump of dough

Not to mention Michelle Obama is a fox. Iggy’s wife - zsuzsanna zsohar - looks like she lives part-time in a candy house ensnaring children.

¹  I’m basing this on absolutely nothing