It means Part Sasquatch of Sasquatch .. I was mostly just impressed with Google Translator (once again) for actually turning it into Chinese. The problem comes when I hit the "listen phonetically" button it pronounces it as "sassa-cootch." Aw well.
The great news is no more exams and no more exam blogs! Yes that's right, I'm donnnee. I walked outside after my last final, put on my headphones, and immediately started dancing in the style of my favorite youtube sensation.
This.. this is what I did.
Goodness what an exhausting day though. Packing and moving furniture has got to be one of my least favorite things in the entire world. I would rather watch paint dry in an unventilated room listening to Andy Williams perform Moon River than move another couch.
"Heh, I probably banged your Grandmother"
What's in store for me now? Well I Just got back home to Toronto and am looking for a job for a couple months. I feel bad because I tell my would-be employers that I need work from May through September; but I'm totally leaving after 2 months. This also means I get to spend some time real on my writing (yay!) and not just writing in "train-of-thought" mode. I'm already enjoying my freedom by spending endless hours on StumbleUpon and other vampire-sites (get it, cause they suck up your time..ha ha.)
So this is it, the end of my exam chronicles. And Now for Something Completely Different...
*This post has nothing to do with the Haley Joel Osment movie -If you're interested you can find my 6 page indepth review of Mr. Osment's life and career here.
What I would like everyone to pass on today is knowledge about a game. I warn you this game will do two things. 1) You'll lose a bit of faith in humanity. and 2) It'll probably gross you out.
Oh and you can only play this game if you're a man... or a women who awkwardly uses the guys bathroom at bars using a device known as the SHENIS . Because of the exclusion criteria (penis vs no penis), if you're a woman reading this I urge you to pass it on to your male friends who will no doubt get a kick out of it. Or better yet, refer them to my blog, which you can find here.
Without further ado, I give you... *drum roll* Urinal Poker
The rules are simple. Every goes out for a night on the town just like any other night. Make sure to bring a bunch of quarters though.
1) Scout out the washroom right when you get to the club and have everyone agree on 1 Urinal that will be deemed the "Shame Bucket."
2) Anytime one of you goes to use the washroom you must use that urinal and afterwards toss a quarter inside the bowl
3) Everyone bets on how much money builds up in the urinal before some drunken stranger scoops them all out.
Couple quick notes about the game
- I've rarely seen more than 3-4 quarters build up before it gets scooped.
- After playing this game once you'll never accept change from bartenders ever again.
With summer just around the corner I think everyone needed something new to keep the nightlife fresh, hope this helped, now go get sloppy!
The title of this blog is stupid at best. I briefly thought it would be funny to have one of those scenarios where you release 4 chickens into a school and paint the numbers 1,2,3,5 on them. Then everyone keeps looking around for a fourth chicken that doesn't exist. ha ha ha. Anyways it took me all of 10 seconds to realize this was a terrible idea but I decided to leave it be and explain my train of thought. I also thought that in the time it took me to write this, my mind would come up with something interesting to talk about for this post...if you're curious, it did not. Imma go drink a Red Bull and I'll get back to you on this one.
Being a pilot in one of those air races is the only profession where shitting your pants is accepable on the job. Although I'm pretty sure Senator Robert Byrd is incontinent.
"THAT. IS NOT. GOOD. POLITICS. ..aw dang, I gone and pooped myself again."
I noticed a forum topic today regarding writer's block. I think because I'm still in the honeymoon phase of blogging I haven't had to experience this yet. It seems as far as blogs go content should be easy to come by. Off the top of my head here's a few examples that I can think of help shake off a writers block.
1) StumbleUpon - spend 15 minutes stumbling through sites and you're bound to find something worth commenting on
2) Reviews - movies, books, TV shows, food, music, you name it. Everybody has favorites, write about it!
3) Dear Diary - just pick a day from your week and write about it. If your life is boring, feel free to make something up, chances are no one will know the difference.
4) Steal Content - we're writing blogs here, not New York Time's articles. Unless you're that worried about your mom or best friend calling you out on source material.
5) Outsource - I sujest India, chances are the grammer will be slightly better than the Chinese alternative. This is particularly useful if your blog is centered around how to fix Windows 7 issues.
6) Booze - I still need to test this out but I'm sure it'll work. Just drink untill you feel inspiration. When drunk, inspiration can sometimes feel like you have to pee. If you pee yourself while blogging please link it to me and I'll send you a free pair of pants.
7) Give Up - If you're still scratching your head at this point you may as well throw in the towel. There's nothing shameful about this, the important thing is that you tried. I'm sure you have lots of other skills like eating T.V dinners and pretending like you're good at Jeopardy.
This short piece of dark comedy is definitely my good find of the week (and by "find" I mean a friend posted it on my facebook wall.)
Out of all the videos and content I come across on a daily basis it's unusual for something to stick out in my mind like this. So, naturally I decided to share it! I believe the video has its' best effect when the viewer doesn't know what to expect so I'll refrain from commenting on its content. What I can say is that I watched it for the first time mildly confused and holding my breath the whole time. Similar to Quentin Tarantino's movie Inglorious Bastards, I found "Tune for Two" to be more enjoyable the second time around. Knowing the "spoilers" so to speak allowed me to appreciate the film as a whole and find it quite funny.
No hard feelings if it's not your style. It's pretty out there.
